Tag: WoT Blitz

Again, this sand, endless sand everywhere, and on the armor – at least fry an egg. I am no longer afraid of ambushes and minefields, but of this damned sun – it will soon finish me off. Ahmad, our guide, says that we were still lucky with the weather. And “unlucky” then – how is it? Fortunately, the equipment still endures, starts up regularly and does not boil, although we probably change air filters more often than we fill in fuel. Yes, this beast seems to work only on filters. Well, at least it was possible to profitably give up ATGMs on a seemingly high-quality woven carpet and a couple of barrels of drinking water, all the same, they are of no use here. Okay, let’s get together! It’s time for work. Galanin, start the engine. Let’s try to survive another day.

On a heavily burned piece of paper found in the enormous bullet chute, the following words can be barely read: ‘That’s an order. The commander’s decision is as quick and irreversible as a shot or the sound of a bolt in a weapon. An order instantly turns you into a precise and perfect weapon with a specific purpose and clear instructions. The order takes all responsibility off of you. Dear Elzo, we will obey the order and we will return home. I promise you this.”

Not for weak devices. Very heavy model.

– “Dat will roll ‘n’ shoot, right? Da Boss sez he needz it to be ‘Wow!’ And if we weld it right ‘ere, it will roll’ n ‘shoot. And dat IZ gonna be wow! It didn’t shoot da last time, did it, you git? Just waz noisy ‘n’ scary, and datz not right. Da Boss need a ‘good replacement’ for da gunwagon — ’fast but accurate ’’ e sez. And diz fing for now is accurate but fast, and dat won’t work. We need to weld ‘ere, and’ ere as well. And put more gretchins on da armor — for betta protection. Da Boss will be happy. Will give me some teef. “

Remodeling from the Warhammer 40000 universe